Thursday, May 21, 2009

Deep Thoughts from South Park, CO

I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
~ Mr. (Herbert) Garrison

Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
~ Eric Cartman

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
~ Kyle Broflovski

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.

~ Mr. (Herbert) Garrison

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